There's Just No Kick With a Little Dick

There's spray-on hair, spray-on tans, spray-on stain remover-- now spray-on condoms??!

As a teenager, [Jan Vinzenz] Krause [designer of the Jolly Joe Spray-On Condom], now 30, had trouble finding the right size condom, which set him on a quest to aid other similarly befuddled young men. "They told me, 'Mr. Krause, I don't understand why the industry doesn't develop a condom which fits you perfectly,' " he says. Hence his idea for a spray-on condom. "The condom fits 100% perfectly, so the safety is much higher than a standard condom's, and it feels more natural." Krause says men are reluctant to go to a drugstore cashier with a box of small-size condoms — for obvious reasons. His solution: he plans to sell his new line of different-size condoms online. "Men on the Web," he says, "they are very honest."
-Callie LeFevre

http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1832445,00.html?xid=newsletter-weekly

They do say it's the motion in the ocean, not the size of the dog in the fight, and good things come in small packages, right? I'm not really sure how you peel these suckers (Ew!) off, and I certainly wouldn't wanna suck on one, but I suppose a tiny dude spraying one on is better than having his Magnum slink off spraying baby juice. Just don't shoot your eye out, kid-- or SPRAY it out. OUCH!